1. Heartbeat damn fast the entire day; drunk too much green tea? Even when I was lying in bed. What the hell?
2. Saw two guys exchanging name cards the wrong way; anyhow give only. Card was not well-placed and not in sight of the other party. Card was taken and straight away kept in the pocket without even looking at it. Rules of name card giving needs to be revisited again.
3. Saw an adult trying to talk to a baby in an babyish alien language @ Crystal Jade, you should have seen his eyes as big as a goldfish. "NAO NAO, WOS YUR DAADDII??"
4. Paid for a colored print out of $1.40 per piece. LIKE WTF! he pressed PRINT, then told me the price.
5. [Codified] Though its a grp work, they machiam bo zhuo gan at all, then still kpkb for a copy. Simi buay paiseh, be gao xing that ni de ming zhi zai li mian.. kns still KP?
6. It was early in the morning, i have not spoken to anyone. How would i know my vocals would be so good? When i went to submit my project to Yvonne, at the student service counter, she greeted me, i smiled. I took the submit-project confirmation slip and walked to the corner to fill it up. When i came back to greet her again, i did a big "HI" unknowningly.. how embarrassing.
7. Decided to ignore the direct bus when it arrived, and I boarded the indirect bus; home. Spell it out; [E]motionally [M]andatory [O]bviation.
8. In an effort to save the endangered environment that we live in, I, d3xter fed my 1 year old printer with a crampled paper. It failed to entirely suck the paper in and the printer got jammed. Subsequently to my curiousity, i decided to use a perfectly new piece of paper, and it got jammed and thus becoming another crampled paper. Now, i have two crampled paper and a spoilt printer; which i was going to throw away and buy another new 1 but my mother insisted to fix it for $50. And now it is fixed.
9. As you guys might/might not* (CANCEL IF APPLICABLE) be aware that i have this anal fissure issue going on, thus there's always a need to use an anal ointment. One day, an unfortunately incident took place which required me to use this ointment. I squeezed a bit of it onto the toilet paper and left the ointment tube near the toothpastes area. After applying, due to its heated sensational feeling, i threw the sheet into the bowl and ran out of the toilet. My brother came home. We share the same toilet and toothpaste. Time flew by. It was the next day. I woke up, wanting to brush my teeth. I stared at the toothpaste area in shock; only to see the tube embedded among the toothpaste. Which to pick? What the hell?
10. Put just to make it countdown to 10!
2. Saw two guys exchanging name cards the wrong way; anyhow give only. Card was not well-placed and not in sight of the other party. Card was taken and straight away kept in the pocket without even looking at it. Rules of name card giving needs to be revisited again.
3. Saw an adult trying to talk to a baby in an babyish alien language @ Crystal Jade, you should have seen his eyes as big as a goldfish. "NAO NAO, WOS YUR DAADDII??"
4. Paid for a colored print out of $1.40 per piece. LIKE WTF! he pressed PRINT, then told me the price.
5. [Codified] Though its a grp work, they machiam bo zhuo gan at all, then still kpkb for a copy. Simi buay paiseh, be gao xing that ni de ming zhi zai li mian.. kns still KP?
6. It was early in the morning, i have not spoken to anyone. How would i know my vocals would be so good? When i went to submit my project to Yvonne, at the student service counter, she greeted me, i smiled. I took the submit-project confirmation slip and walked to the corner to fill it up. When i came back to greet her again, i did a big "HI" unknowningly.. how embarrassing.
7. Decided to ignore the direct bus when it arrived, and I boarded the indirect bus; home. Spell it out; [E]motionally [M]andatory [O]bviation.
8. In an effort to save the endangered environment that we live in, I, d3xter fed my 1 year old printer with a crampled paper. It failed to entirely suck the paper in and the printer got jammed. Subsequently to my curiousity, i decided to use a perfectly new piece of paper, and it got jammed and thus becoming another crampled paper. Now, i have two crampled paper and a spoilt printer; which i was going to throw away and buy another new 1 but my mother insisted to fix it for $50. And now it is fixed.
9. As you guys might/might not* (CANCEL IF APPLICABLE) be aware that i have this anal fissure issue going on, thus there's always a need to use an anal ointment. One day, an unfortunately incident took place which required me to use this ointment. I squeezed a bit of it onto the toilet paper and left the ointment tube near the toothpastes area. After applying, due to its heated sensational feeling, i threw the sheet into the bowl and ran out of the toilet. My brother came home. We share the same toilet and toothpaste. Time flew by. It was the next day. I woke up, wanting to brush my teeth. I stared at the toothpaste area in shock; only to see the tube embedded among the toothpaste. Which to pick? What the hell?
10. Put just to make it countdown to 10!
"Carelessly in a world of honest mistakes" - frostdude
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